sailorette’s diary - a diary writen by a sailorette for her loved ones to read after returning safely home from sea

Smoove Recipe #1

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Dah Smoove Bananna Frappucino
(for 2 smooves)

Ingredients
2 Bananna’s
2 shots vv strong espresso
1 cup milk
3/4 of an ice cube tray

Preparation
Mix then SMOOVE

Result
Yum!

Monday morning

Ok so this morning I was accosted by our new smoovie maker. It decided to mark its territory and leak all over the place with milk. Then the smoovie I made (Bannana, museli, coffee frappacino) wasn’t that great. And to top it off my tyre exploded with a loud fart on my way into work.

I’m glad it made such a dramatic sound. It satisfied my disatisfaction.

Smoove everything

smoovie

The two smoove™s have bought a smoovie!! WE’RE GOING TO SMOOVE EVERYTHING!!! Everything except spaghettic and fish that is.

So far we have made
• Strawberry, bannanna and yoghurt smoovie. (Needed a touch of honey).
• Bannana, coffee frappachino (a bit more ice and honey.)
• Bannana, avocado, kiwi and grape smoothie (avocado a bit too raw / unripe)
• Museli, Bannana, coffee frappucino (never use museli in a frapp)

I will update this list as we find new smoove™ creations.